evil-tattoo
06-11-2006, 03:22 PM
My friend was ready to get married to his girlfriend of 4 years. Just one problem, he was really attracted to her hot younger sister. To make matters worse the younger sister was always flirting with him when no one was watching. She would bend over in front of him or lean over him with low cut tops on. s**t like that.
So one day, about two weeks before the wedding, the younger sister gave him a call and she said that she wanted him to come over to her house. She had something to tell him. You know he went.
Once he was there she started to say how she had feelings for him and she needed to take care of some business before he married her sister. She said that she was going to go up to her bedroom and if he would like, he could follow her up there and nobody would be the wiser. It would be their little secret.
My buddy turned around and ran out the door so fast it would make your head spin. And there, standing outside was his fiance and her entire family. They stood there clapping, so proud of him.
The moral of the story?
Always keep your condoms in your car.
So one day, about two weeks before the wedding, the younger sister gave him a call and she said that she wanted him to come over to her house. She had something to tell him. You know he went.
Once he was there she started to say how she had feelings for him and she needed to take care of some business before he married her sister. She said that she was going to go up to her bedroom and if he would like, he could follow her up there and nobody would be the wiser. It would be their little secret.
My buddy turned around and ran out the door so fast it would make your head spin. And there, standing outside was his fiance and her entire family. They stood there clapping, so proud of him.
The moral of the story?
Always keep your condoms in your car.