three more fleas

[hydrophidian]

You might want to save this joke for someone of the opposite sex.

Three flies are stuck in a jar. There's a male fly, and two female flies.
One day, the male fly goes up to one of the female flies and says,

male fly-"I know how to get out of here"
female fly-"really, tell me"
male fly-"I will, but you have to fuck me first"
female fly-"I don't know, I'm still a virgin and all"
male fly-"look, either you fuck me and I tell you, or you'll die here in the jar"
female fly-"okay, that makes sense"

they fuck, and then the male fly says,

male fly-"okay, fly around in circles really fast, then hit the side of the jar as hard as you can. the jar will fall over and break and we'll be free"
female fly-"that's a really good idea"

so the female fly flies around in circles and hits the side of the jar as hard as she can.... She's a fly, it's a fucking jar...she died.

then the male goes up to the other fly and says,

male fly-"I love you honey"
female fly-"I love you too"
male fly-"but, I really do know how to get out of here"
female fly-"really, tell me"
male fly-"well, fuck me and I will"
female fly-"I don't know, I was waiting till we were married"
male fly-"listen, fuck me, we'll get out of here and get married with a white picket fence and baby maggots, the whole schpeal"
female fly-"okay"
male fly-"alright, now fly around in circles, hit the TOP of the jar. The lid will pop off and we'll be free!"
female fly-"okay"

so the second female fly flies around in circles and hits the top of the jar with all of her might... she's a fly, it's a fucking jar...she died

so, how does the male fly get out?

well, fuck me and I'll tell you!