two gay jokes(no offence)

[hydrophidian]

I heard these from a gay guy so, don't hate me.

what's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown the meat!

what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out!

hehehe

Rico

[voodoo]

whats the differance between anal sex and a m/w ?-----> a m/w dosant brown your meat!

[hydrophidian]

lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
gay dinosaur? Megasoreass

[witchqueen]

a white horse walks in to a pub and the barman says, "we've got a whiskey named after u" and the horse says "what Eric"

or, A white horse walks into a pub and the barman says "why the long face"

A polar bear walks in to a pub and says "i'll have a gin and tonic, a coke and..." and the barman says, "why the big pause..."