confused tattooed
07-16-2006, 11:09 PM
A women with No Arms and No Legs laying on the beach crying. A lifeguard overheard her and asked her, what she was crying for.
The women replied, My best friend is getting married tomorrow and I just realized that I have never been kissed.
The lifeguard replies, Oh, I think that I can help you with that. And he gives the women a kiss. And the women stops crying. The lifeguard turns and starts to walk away and the women started crying again. The lifeguard turns to her again and asked.
Why are you crying again.
The women replies, I just realized that i've never been on a date.
The lifeguard replies, I think that I can help you with that. So the two of them went off on there date. They ate and laugh, and laugh and ate. They had a good time. After the date, the lifeguard turns to leave and the women starts to cry again.
The lifeguard again asks the women why are you crying.
The women explained to the lifeguard, that she had never been f**ked.
The lifeguard thought for a moment, and the told the women that he could help her with that.
The lifeguard placed the women on a surfboard and proceeded to take her into the ocean. When he got about waist deep, he gave the surfboard a shove, and then shouted. NOW YOU'VE BEEN F**KED.
The women replied, My best friend is getting married tomorrow and I just realized that I have never been kissed.
The lifeguard replies, Oh, I think that I can help you with that. And he gives the women a kiss. And the women stops crying. The lifeguard turns and starts to walk away and the women started crying again. The lifeguard turns to her again and asked.
Why are you crying again.
The women replies, I just realized that i've never been on a date.
The lifeguard replies, I think that I can help you with that. So the two of them went off on there date. They ate and laugh, and laugh and ate. They had a good time. After the date, the lifeguard turns to leave and the women starts to cry again.
The lifeguard again asks the women why are you crying.
The women explained to the lifeguard, that she had never been f**ked.
The lifeguard thought for a moment, and the told the women that he could help her with that.
The lifeguard placed the women on a surfboard and proceeded to take her into the ocean. When he got about waist deep, he gave the surfboard a shove, and then shouted. NOW YOU'VE BEEN F**KED.