confused tattooed
07-16-2006, 11:25 PM
A bear was chasing a mouse through the forest. When the mouse tripped over a lamp. Just as the bear was about to pounce on the mouse. A Genie came out of the lamp. And says,
I will grant you little mouse three wishes, because you rubbed my lamp.
the bear says, that there are two of us, and i want three wishes too,
The Genie replies, okay okay, i will granted the two of you three wishes.
The bear says to the mouse, I'm going to go first cause i'm bigger than you.
The Genie says, okay what is your first wish. The bear thinks for a minute and then shouts out, i want to be the biggest baddest bear in all the forest and *poof* he was the biggest baddest bear in all the forest.
What is your second wish, the Genie says. And the bear replies, I want all the other bears in the forest to be female. *poof* all the bears are female.
What is your third wish, The Genie says, And the bear replies, I want all the female bears to line up in a line and be in love with me *poof* and they did....
Then the Genie turns to the mouse and ask him, what are your 3 wishes.
The mouse replies. I want a helmet *poof* he was wearing a helmet.
What is your second wish, the Genie says. And the mouse replies, i want the fastest motorcycle there is and *poof* he was sitting on the fastest motorcycle.
What is your third wish, the Genie says. and the mouse starts up the motorcycle and revs it up, looks up at the bear, and says, I Wish That Bear Was Gay..........and speeds off.
I will grant you little mouse three wishes, because you rubbed my lamp.
the bear says, that there are two of us, and i want three wishes too,
The Genie replies, okay okay, i will granted the two of you three wishes.
The bear says to the mouse, I'm going to go first cause i'm bigger than you.
The Genie says, okay what is your first wish. The bear thinks for a minute and then shouts out, i want to be the biggest baddest bear in all the forest and *poof* he was the biggest baddest bear in all the forest.
What is your second wish, the Genie says. And the bear replies, I want all the other bears in the forest to be female. *poof* all the bears are female.
What is your third wish, The Genie says, And the bear replies, I want all the female bears to line up in a line and be in love with me *poof* and they did....
Then the Genie turns to the mouse and ask him, what are your 3 wishes.
The mouse replies. I want a helmet *poof* he was wearing a helmet.
What is your second wish, the Genie says. And the mouse replies, i want the fastest motorcycle there is and *poof* he was sitting on the fastest motorcycle.
What is your third wish, the Genie says. and the mouse starts up the motorcycle and revs it up, looks up at the bear, and says, I Wish That Bear Was Gay..........and speeds off.