musician jokes

[hydrophidian]

1.what's the last thing a stripper does to her asshole before she goes to work?

drops him off at band practice

2.did you hear about the drummer that locked his keys in his car?

took 3 hours to get the bass player out

3.how do you get a drummer off of your porch?

pay for the pizza

4.how many sound guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, I only do sound

[gremlin]

5. How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie ray Vaughn song? Aparently all of them




Im a musician of note.......today its either C or D