michael jackson

[nstat2]

thank god michael jackson,s only dangling kids off balcony,s. he,s usually tossing them off.

[xxxMDKxxx@Gmail.com]

I know I'm not the only one....

i dont get it

[DaVinki]

maybe hes like tossing salad or somethin?

[DaVinki]

q: when is it bedtime at michael jackson's house?

a: when the big hand touches the little hand.

[xxxMDKxxx@Gmail.com]

What does micheal jackson and wallmart have in common?
Little boys pants half off.

[nstat2]

I know I'm not the only one....

i dont get it

being tossed off is an english term for being wanked/jerked off.
i think ive found that funnier than the joke!!!!:D

[nstat2]

whats nine inches long, plastic and you,d hate to find next to your daughters
bed?

michaels jacksons shoes.

[hydrophidian]

michael jackson hotdog stand,

45 year old wieners, and ten year old buns

[DaVinki]

knock knock..... whos' there?
little boy blue...... little boy blue who?
michael jackson....haha

[tofu chica]

knock knock..... whos' there?
little boy blue...... little boy blue who?
michael jackson....haha

i LOVE michael jackson but i had to laugh at that!

[nativesoldier]

i think instead of saying tossing them off, he should just said hes ussually tossing them. cause then it makes sense alil more. in cali and a few other places it means,...... i cant say this nice so ill just say it.......... tossin the salad = licking the ass hole.

[DGapp]

yeah, you didn't have to say it, but that shit is funny. Chris Rock FTW!

[sparxuk]

Q.. how does micheal jackson pick his nose

A.. out of a catalogue