Wierdy Beard
08-17-2006, 06:34 PM
Jaques Chirac, Tony Blair and George Bush were sitting at a table after a G8 meeting,
Chirac says," when i got back from the last meeting i found a pack of cigarettes in my bed...........i did not know my wife smoked".
Bush says,"well when i got back from last meeting i found a bottle of whiskey in my bed..........i did`nt know my wife drank".
Then Tony Blair said, "when i got back from the meeting i found a condom in my bed.............i did`nt know my wife had a dick".
Chirac says," when i got back from the last meeting i found a pack of cigarettes in my bed...........i did not know my wife smoked".
Bush says,"well when i got back from last meeting i found a bottle of whiskey in my bed..........i did`nt know my wife drank".
Then Tony Blair said, "when i got back from the meeting i found a condom in my bed.............i did`nt know my wife had a dick".