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Duger
09-02-2006, 07:32 AM
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.

They got along very well, although his English was far from perfect,

until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he

could arrange a divorce for him "very quickly."



The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on

the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:


LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "Ja, Ja, acre and half and nice little home."


LAWYER: "No!" "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."


LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."


LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."


LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."


LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."


LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."


LAWYER: "Why do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."


LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof."


LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,"Polish Remover".

kwiggins29059
09-02-2006, 12:47 PM
best Polish joke ive heard in a while! 25 % Polish here and i thought id heard em all :D

voodoo
09-02-2006, 01:04 PM
How do u get a one armed pollock out of a tree?
Wave to him!
Why r polish noses so perfect?
There hand picked!
Why did the pollock walk around with tinfoil on hius nose?
To keep his lunch warm!

Whity
09-09-2006, 06:06 PM
I live in a small town that has had a mass influx of Polish folk, around 6000 so far. Anyone know where i can buy a bulk load of this polish remover?...lol

star1301
10-27-2006, 07:56 PM
LOL buddy :D :-D

Bracken
10-28-2006, 08:25 AM
LMAO duger

poconosrob
11-13-2006, 09:32 AM
hehehehe.......thats a good one! I may have to steal it and use it next time my family is over.

tofu chica
12-25-2006, 09:58 PM
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.

They got along very well, although his English was far from perfect,

until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he

could arrange a divorce for him "very quickly."



The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on

the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:


LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "Ja, Ja, acre and half and nice little home."


LAWYER: "No!" "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."


LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."


LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."


LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."


LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."


LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."


LAWYER: "Why do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."


LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof."


LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,"Polish Remover".

offended by the 'nagger" part other than that it was pretty funny.