A joke not for the faint of heart

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A Madame running her own bordello decided she wasnt making enough money so she called a contractor in to put a partition in one big room in order to make it into two smaller sized rooms so that more women could work at once. So two weeks pass and the contractor's already finished the job is now just waiting and waiting for payment. "fuck this" he says and heads into the bordello and demands payment from the madame. "oh no dont worry about it you can have as many girls as youd like" the madame offers. to which the contractor says "no way lady i spent a thousand out of pocket to build that partition pay me my money or im going to rip out the partition". the madame now getting worried says come on now you can have any girl you want or ten at once. the contractor calms down a bit and says "you. i want you" The madame now completely puzzled says "me, but im damn near 60 want do want with me when you could have any of these lovely ladies". The contractor firmly again says "you. i dont want any other girl than you". so they head into a room and the madame strips down. the contractor walks over and puts one finger in her pussy and one in her ass and says "pay me my money now or im going to rip the partition out"

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When Susan turned 16 and got her drivers license, she went home and asked her father if she could please borrow the car, she had a date with a cute boy. Her dad told her "I'll make a deal with you honey, you can borrow the car anytime you want, but you have to suck my dick to get the keys." Susan screamed at him that he was disgusting and stormed off.....
About 3 months later she goes back to her dad and tells him that she really wants to borrow the car, her and her boyfriend were going to the movies and would like to stay out late. Dad just replied "Same deal as before" and susan ran off crying once again....
3 months after that, Susan went back and pleaded "Dad, please let me borrow the car, please, It's prom night, I really want tonight to be special, please let me borrow it" Dad tells her once again "Same deal as before" , but this time Susan says "Fine, I'll do it" and she gets on her knees and starts to fellate her father....
After a few minutes she looks up at him and says "Daddy, your dick smells like shit, and he slaps his head and says "I forgot, your brother allready borrowed the car.....


I know that is so wrong and nasty, go ahead and delete it if you feel the need:twisted:

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On a visit to the park one day, lil Susie saw two dogs "doing it" and asked her daddy what they were doing. So her daddy, not wanting to have to explain things to her, told her they were making a cake. So the next week when they were at the zoo, Lil Susie saw two monkeys going at it and turned to her daddy and asked if they were making a cake too, he told her that they were...
About a week later lil Susie runs up to her daddy and tells him "I saw you and mommy making a cake on the couch last night, so I liked up the frosting you spilled on it!"

worse than the first one, I know....I know a lot of these:twisted: