Chicken Sandwiches

[amoroque]

A little boy and a little girl attended the same
school and became
friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their
lunch.

They discovered that they both brought chicken
sandwiches every day!
This

went on all through the fourth and fifth grades,
until one day he
noticed
that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken,
don't you like it
anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm
starting to grow little
feathers down
there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better
not eat any more
chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one
day he brought peanut
butter.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating
chicken sandwiches,
I'm
starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his
pants for her.

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the
neck and
the gizzards!!!