bad joke

[tattooski11]

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?


you can move the pile of dead babies with a pitchfork!!!

i told you it was BAD

[the hermit]

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?


you can move the pile of dead babies with a pitchfork!!!

i told you it was BAD Hey man! what is green and goes red at a flick of a switch????.............a frog in a liquidiser.

[the hermit]

Hey! there is this nun who goes to see mother supperior, the young nun makes a confession that she has had sex with a man....mother supperior...gives her a stern look, opens her desk draw and pulls out a lemon, she gives the lemon to the young nun and says to suck on it, the nun says to mother supperior, will it give me my virginity back, mother supperior says,No!! but it will take that grin off ya face.

[xxxMDKxxx@Gmail.com]

Whats Red and bubbley and knocks on a window?

A Baby in a microwave!

Try that for bad.

[kwiggins29059]

whats worse than 12 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to 12 trees! ( i notice a baby joke pattern)

[kwiggins29059]

why doesnt jesus eat M&M's? they fall through the holes in his hands

[Bracken]

Tooo far....

My thoughts exactely

[the hermit]

This guy snuffs it,it comes to the day when his wife visits the undertaker to view her dead husband,she is shown into the chapel of rest, she looks into the coffin, she is quite for a while, she then turns to the undertaker and says....what a lovely job you have done on him...he looks really good.But there is one thing....His toupee(wig) is not straight,it was never right when he was alive,the undertaker assures her that he will put it right and askes her to come back the next day.The lady goes back the next day and she looks into the coffin.Wow! she say's to the undertaker,that is fantastic,It is spot on,It was never that good when he was alive.....I'm so pleased you got it straight....how much do I owe you for such a good job,the undertaker replys, just give me 50 pence, she says with supprise,is that all, the undertaker replys,Yes, that was the price of the six inch nail.

[the hermit]

Hey you guys!! did you here about the gynaecologist who wall papered his hallway through his letter box??