Hammer
10-20-2006, 08:58 PM
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN NORTH CAROLINA
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and
Slim, I went to the gun store for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four
of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and
Slim, I went to the gun store for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four
of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.