Pickle Slicer

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One day George, a mid-level supervisor at the pickle factory, came home and announced to his wife of 20 years that he was having strange urges to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. She giggled and told him it was just a strange passing thought and would probably go away tommorow. Well, the next day he arrives home after his shift and tells his wife that the urge didn't go away, in fact it had gotten much more intense. She of course was concerned now, and pleaded with him not to do it. She then told him she'd schedule a psychiatric evaluation for him the next week to see what was wrong with him, to have such strange urges to hurt himself. The next day around lunch, George came home early. His wife saw the look of shame on his face as he came in the door. He sheepishly looked up at her and said "You remember that urge I had to stick my penis in the pickle slicer? Well I did it." His horrified wife recoiled in shock and screamed out "What happened the?" "They fired her and me" George replied.

get it, the pickle slicer is a girl.