Little Johnny the fireman

[undercover art]

One fine spring day, Little Johnny decided he wanted to be a fireman. So he got his fireman hat on, he put on his black boots, and put a water hose in his wagon. Then he tied his wagon to his trusty dalmation, Spot. So down the street they went, firedog pulling fireman Johnny in his red firewagon. Well, ol grandpa sees lilttle Johnny from his porch and calls out to him "You know that dog of yours would pull that wagon a lot faster if you tied the rope around his neck instead of his balls" to which Johnny replied " I suppose so, but then I wouldn't have this cool siren"

[ShadyOne]

:p :p lol never heard that one

[nativesoldier]

one day lil johny was sitting on a park bench eating a bunch of chocolate bars, an old man passes by, stops and says, "u know, eating all that candy isnt good for your health. i'm 57 and i believe its because i didnt eat a bunch of junk food. little johnny stops eating and replies. "well my grandpa lived to be 70." then the old man said," well did your grandpa eat a bunch of candy?" "no."lilttle johnny replied," he minded his own fucking buisness."