A new Lil' Johnny joke

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One morning lil Johnny woke up, went downstairs and told his mother he was hungry, she should make him breakfast. His mom said she would, but only after he fed all the farm animals. Well, lil johnny didn't want to, so he went outside and instead of feeding the chickens, he kicked them. He then did the same thing to the pigs and the milk cow. His mother had been watching out the window, so when he came back in she told him "Since you kicked the chickens, no eggs for you, and since you kicked the pigs, no bacon, and since you kicked the cows, no milk either!" Just then Lil Johnny's dad walked in and accidentally kicked the cat, so lil Johnny asked his mom if he could tell dad what he wasn't going to be getting.

hahaha..pussy cat!

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One day lil Johnny ask ol Grandpa "What does a pussy look like?" To which Grandpa replied "Well, that depends. Before it's been fucked it looks like a couple of perfect rose pedals with a drop of dew at the top" So lil Johnny asked "What does it look like after it's been fucked?" Grandpa thought about it and said "You ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

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the teacher asked lil jhonny to use the word contagious in a sentence. So he stand up and says "My neighbor was painting her house by herself, and my daddy said it would take that cunt ages".

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One day Lil' Jonny asked his Grandpa "Do you still have sex with Grandma"
to which Grandpa replied "Of course I still do, but only oral"
"What's oral?" Lil Jonny asked
"She says "Fuck you" to me, and I say "Fuck you too" back"

[junkyman]

That Lil' Johnnys a funny fucker!!!!