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01-07-2007, 11:57 AM
When a wealthy business man discovered his wife was cheating on him, he became furious. He grew even angrier when he learned her lover was his best friend, so he decided to hire a hit man. A few days later he tells his wife he's going to play golf and he'll be back later that afternoon, he leaves and meets with the assasin in a nearby wooded area. The hit man then explains the terms of the contract to him, He'll use a sniper rifle to take them out, and it'll cost $10,000 everytime he has to fire a shot. The man agrees and points out his house, where sure enough, his wife and best friend are locked in an deep kiss in front of the bedroom window. The man tells the assasin to shoot her in the head, but he doesn't want his best friend killed, so just shoot off his dick. The hit man raises the sniper rifle and takes aim and then......waits. After about ten minutes the man asks why he hasn't shot them yet, "Patience", he said "I might be able to save you 10 grand"
Her head...his dick...one shot...c'mon, thats worth a chuckle
Her head...his dick...one shot...c'mon, thats worth a chuckle