jjbbuzz
01-18-2007, 01:02 PM
If You Think Life Is Bad.
How Would You Like To Be An Egg?
You Only Get Laid Once ,
You Only Get Eaten Once.
It Takes 4 Minutes To Get Hard.
Only 2 Minutes To Get Soft.
You Share Your Box With 11 Other Guys,
But Worst Of All......the Only Chick That
Ever Sat On Your Face Was Your Mother ! ! !
How Would You Like To Be An Egg?
You Only Get Laid Once ,
You Only Get Eaten Once.
It Takes 4 Minutes To Get Hard.
Only 2 Minutes To Get Soft.
You Share Your Box With 11 Other Guys,
But Worst Of All......the Only Chick That
Ever Sat On Your Face Was Your Mother ! ! !