lowshovel1
08-02-2007, 02:21 PM
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer
>negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that
>range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the
>price.
>
>Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and
>takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
>upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
>
>Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
>might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
>modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
>myself."
>
>She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband
>says," Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
>
>He never heard the shot.
>
>Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon. Closed coffin.
>negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that
>range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the
>price.
>
>Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and
>takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
>upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
>
>Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
>might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
>modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
>myself."
>
>She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband
>says," Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
>
>He never heard the shot.
>
>Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon. Closed coffin.