evil-tattoo
08-16-2007, 06:06 PM
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the
first girl, "Tammy, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She
giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger." St. Peter says,"Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the
Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same
question, "Kelli, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl
is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked
one."St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line
of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Paula! What seems to be the rush?" The
girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do
it before Laurie sticks her ass in it."
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the
first girl, "Tammy, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She
giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger." St. Peter says,"Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the
Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same
question, "Kelli, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl
is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked
one."St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line
of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Paula! What seems to be the rush?" The
girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do
it before Laurie sticks her ass in it."