Aggie Jokes

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A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas grad and a Texas Aggie were sitting in a bar in San Antonio. The view of the river was fantastic, the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional.
"But," said the guy from Tech, "I still prefer the beer joints back in Lubbock. There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."
The Longhorn said "Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will buy your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."
"Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded. "Back in College Station there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the house."
The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's claims. "And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.
No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie. "But it did happen to my sister."

[psychosailor]

very funny!! Even funnier when your in texas... LOL

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yeah, I don't know if everyone knows what an Aggie is or not...It's a Texas A&M student or alumni, oh, and we make mad fun of them here in Texas...

[psychosailor]

where are you located bro? Bunch of us here in texas... we need to plan some kind of event..

[lowshovel1]

Havn't heard any Aggie jokes since I left Texas in 93'--good one

[Comrad]

Whats and Aggie?

Or a Longhorn for that matter (Or should I ask the misses)

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Greenville, Texas...about 60 miles north east of Dallas on I-30...not quite far east Texas (pine country) but still pretty nice......

oh, here's this...Colleges and their nicknames or mascots

University of Texas-Longhorns
Texas Tech-Red Raiders
Texas A&M-Aggies
University of Oklahoma- UT North campus

what do you call an aggie after graduation?...boss

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Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M factory...he kept throwing out the "W"s....

Ever hear about the Aggie at the stop sign?...He's still there...

One Aggie yells to another across a river "how do I get to the other side?" the other Aggie yells back "You are on the other side!"

Two Aggies go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One Aggie turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other Aggie says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

[junkyman]

So an "Aggie" is basically a blonde?!!

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A lil bit dumber than a blonde, that's why they go to Texas A&M.....
I know it's mainly a bunch of inside jokes for Texans, but they're funny, and non-offensive to anyone except Aggies, and they can't read anyway...


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