No arms or legs!

[CropCircle]

Stan: "Hey Frank! what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a tree?"

Frank: "Leif!"

Stan: "Ok, what do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall?"

Frank: "Art!"

Stan: "Ok smart ass, then what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pond?"

Frank: "Fucked!!"

[Slider]

or a flat chested girl with no arms or legs....Muffy...
or a dog with no legs..dont bother he wont come anyway...
or a no arm no leg chick on a fence...barb...

*sigh* gotta love em....

[Pando]

a blondes favourite nursery ryhme??

hump me dump me!

or bill clintons favourite musical instrument???

a whore-monica!

[Slider]

or roses are red..violets are blue...I'll beat you with a baseball bat :)

[Pando]

roses are red violets are green... i thought this was joke time...
not time to be mean.

[Slider]

roses are red violets sometimes purple...after the bat you get maple surple..:)

[kellyink]

lmfao!...slider you alright man! those are so f*ckin stupid you cant help but laugh.........good one.

[voodoo]

What do u call a guy in tha middle of a lake with no arms or legs?
BOB............

[PCfuzz]

What do you call a chic with 1 leg....I-lean


Thanx
PCfuzz

[Slider]

whew I did have a bunch of these but the one post was way too long..we'll add em as we get em lol...
Guy no arms no legs floating in a barrel..Dill...

[PCfuzz]

Dam, that's all you got??? LOL


Thanx
PCfuzz

[Slider]

(drumroll please) so these three construction workers walk into a bar...the fourth ducked...
a crab walks into a bar and the bartender say hey we dont serve seafood...
what do chairs think about all day..here comes another a$$hole...
A grasshopper walks into a bar..the bartender looks and says 'hey we got a drink named after you..' the grasshopper says 'wow u have a drink name maurice?'
do you know who still together after all the crap between them?...your buttcheeks...
why is the sky blue?....if it was green we wouldnt know where to stop mowing...
went into a topless bar it was rained out...
went into a gay bar..ordered a double..they brought out a guy who looked like me...
......yeah.....I have toomuch time on mu hands without my machines :(....

[J.Gruesome]

what do you call two men with no arms and legs standing next to a window.....

curt n' rod

[J.Gruesome]

whats worse than a male shovanistic pig??

a woman who wont do what shes told.

why do women have smaller feet then men??

so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

why did the woman cross the road??

who cares why isnt she in the kitchen cooking my dinner.

[Mr. Bill]

What do u call a guy in tha middle of a lake with no arms or legs?
BOB............

What do you call the same guy in a hot tub?
Stu...

What do you call him when he's on the front porch?
Matt...

[kellyink]

what do you call a guy with no arm, and no legs in the bathroom?
John...........

what do you call a woman with no arms, no legs, and a penis?
Amanda

[James]

What do you call a mexican lady with no arms and no legs?......

cunts-way-low